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Lost and Found

Lost and Found

Aug 31, 2019 Saturday Rock River – Mile 479, Rock Island, IL to Port of Debuque – Mile 579, Debuque, IA   33.8 nautical miles.

42°29’43.2″N 90°39’37.0″W
42.495335, -90.660289
Elevation: 594 ft               Locks: 1  Ascent: 13 feet
                                             Lock 12 – mile 557, Bellevue, IA
Remaining Statue Miles: 251

Along the Way

Today was a much prettier run on the Mississippi River than all of the other days. Yesterday, somewhere between Camanche, IA and Lock 13 we entered the Driftless Area. It just keeps getting prettier and prettier.

Belleview, IA

Dubuque, IA

Rook on a chess board. Julien Dubuque Monument
Entrance to Port of Dubuque – Flood Gates
Dock Names. Ice Cream, Slip Rental and Restrooms. We are on Beer & Ice.
The Fenelon Place Elevator (aka 4th Street Elevator) is the world’s shortest, steepest scenic railway, 296 feet in length, elevating passengers 189 feet from Fourth Street to Fenelon Place. It’s the best the best way to avoid riding your bike up the bluffs. The predecessor to the Fourth Street Elevator was built in 1882 for the private use of local banker and former state senator J.K. Graves. It was listed in the National Register of Historic Places in 1978.

The National Mississippi River Museum and Aquarium, associated with the Smithsonian Institute, is in Debuque. Mary went to that while Dale searched for engine oil at a local auto parts supply store. Great museum and Mississippi River aquarium.

Paddlefish use a filter, or net, in their mouths to pull water through. The net collects the plankton and the water passes through. They use their paddle noses to “sniff” for the plankton and larvae.

The rope on one our our good ball fenders broke as we were coming into the Port of Debuque Harbor. We didn’t notice it until we tided off at the fuel pump. They are about $100. Ugh.
It was a long shot, we looked for it when we left the harbor. And found it! The fender had blow up along the shore right outside the flood gate. We went back into the harbor and tied off. Dale walked over to collect it.

What the heck …. as long as we were here we spent the night in the marina. We are about 1.5 miles south of the Wisconsin – Illinois state border.


The Mississippi River either borders or passes through 10 states : Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Illinois, Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Louisiana. It is one of the world’s major river systems in size, biological activity, and habitat diversity. It houses 360 species of fish, 326 species of birds, 145 species of amphibians and 50 species of mammals within its banks. (You need to go see the National Mississippi River Museum and Aquarium!)

Nauti Words

Long shot
Meaning: a venture or guess that has only the slightest chance of succeeding or being accurate
Origin: In old warships, the muzzle-loading cannon were charged with black powder of uncertain potency that would propel the iron shot an equally uncertain distance with doubtful accuracy. A 24-pounder long gun, for instance, was considered to have a maximum effective range of 1200 yards, even though, under the right conditions, a ball might travel some 3000 yards. Similarly, a short, stubby 32-pounder carronade’s lethality faded fast beyond 400 yards. Thus, the odds were against a hit when one fired a long shot.

Drolleries and Yuks

Why is a fish easy to weigh?
     Because it has its own scales

If two people invest in a boat, it’s a partner-ship

If two people invest in a boat, it’s a partner-ship

Aug 30, 2019 Friday Rock River – Mile 479, Rock Island, IL to Mississippi Mile 545, Sabula, Iowa 57 nautical miles.

42°08’42.0″N 90°12’33.5″W
42.145006, -90.209302
Elevation: 581 ft Locks: 3  Ascent: 31 feet
                                             Lock 15, Rock Island, IL and Davenport, IA
                                             Lock 14, LeClaire, IA
                                             Lock 13, above Fulton, IL and Clinton, IA

Remaining Statue Miles: 285

Zebulon Pike camped at the mouth of the Rock River (our anchorage) in 1805 before heading west to discover Pike’s Peak.

Along the Way

Davenport IA. The childhood home of Red Gallagher

Lock and Dam 15, between Davenport and Rock Island, was the first Lock and Dam built on the Mississippi River. It is the longest roller dam in existence at 1,203 feet.
This is it.
You ever wonder how barges get moved out or a lock when the tow doesn’t ride with them? There is trolley that runs along the lock wall. The barge get tied to it and it’s pulled out.
Isle Casino, Bettendorf, IA has free day use docks. A little gambling and a little lunch.

It has been a couple of days since the partner-ship has had showers. We were off to look for the marina showers the minute yes dear’s lines were secured. The women’s shower was well into preparing for Halloween. There were so many cobwebs and spiders. I quit counting after 12 spiders. The worst part was encouraging a huge spider to leave the chain bolt lock so I could use it.
The marina is on the derelict side. The only part the seem OK is where the water taxi stops.

Cashing out our $20 investment.
Casinos are nothing but bamboozlers! They sucker you into keep playing with little 15 cent and 40 cent wins, while sucking you dry of the whole amount.

How do you know what where it is coming out?

River life

Camanche, IA ~ mile 515. Dang, I missed a photo opp here! Quarterback, Terry Bradshaw grew up briefly in Camanche.

Low bridge coming into Clinton, IA

Lock 13

Salt and Pepper

Ready for Labor Day Weekend
Heading straight west into the sun. This one hurt the eyes. The reflection was as harsh as looking at the sun.

Quote from the Loop

Waiting for a hurricane to hit is a lot like a bug being stalked by a turtle.


The Quad Cities was the site of the western-most battle of the Revolutionary War, fought in 1780.

The Quad Cities is a misnomer. There are actually five cities: Davenport and Bettendorf, Iowa and Rock Island, Moline, and East Moline, Illinois.

Nauti Words

Meaning: intentionally deceive someone
Origin: From the 17th century, it described the Spanish custom of hoisting false flags to deceive (bamboozle) enemies.

Drolleries and Yuks

Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat?
     He was worried about cap sizing

Life on the edge

Life on the edge

Aug 29, 2019 Thursday Bluff Harbor Marina, mile 404, Burlington, IA  to Rock River – Mile 479, Rock Island, IL    75 nautical miles.

41°28’51.0″N 90°36’39.9″W
41.480835, -90.611074
Elevation: 550 ft               Locks: 3  Ascent: 31 feet
                                             Lock 18, Gladstone,  IL / Burlington, IA
                                             Lock 17, New Boston, IL
                                             Lock 16, Muscatine, IA
Remaining Statue Miles: 351

Along the Way

Life on the edge. Heading north of the tension line.

Life on the edge. Sounded like 20 miles south of here on the Mississippi River was not the place to be. The Coast Guard broadcast warnings for about 6 hours that the Fort Madison Lift Bridge – mile 384 was closed to navigation due to high winds and severe weather.

I’m not taking any more pictures today unless they are SUNNY.

We had been advised the guys at Lock 17 had a bit of an attitude. They did. They must have thought they were bigwigs or something. Power play. They let us into the lock and raised right away. Things looked good. It changed once we were at the upper water level.  We had to hang on the lock wall watching two lock attendants chat for about 30 minutes before we could carry on upstream. Finally one of them sloooooowwwly walked over and pushed the button to open the lock gates. OK, I fudged the wait time… It was really 25 minutes.
We still thanked them politely when we left.

Dredges. The dredge in the back goes all the way across the river. It was sucking stuff out and piping it to shore. The dredge had to move so we could get around it and carry on up river. There are two other actively working dredges on the right. Quite large scale operation!!


Commodity Movement Comparison

Method Weight
How many are needed to carry 1500 tons How many are needed to carry the 22,500 tons Lengths of the methods for moving 22,500 tons
Barge 1500 tons 1 1 standard
(3×5 15 barges)
¼ mile
(3 foot ball fields or more)
Railcar 112 tons 15 200 railcars 2¼ miles long
26 tons 60 870 tractor trailers 7¼ miles long

A towboat may be 150 feet long, four stories high, and 6000 horsepower. (12 times the horsepower of yes dear)

A standard barge is 200 feet long, 35 feet wide, and when loaded to its 1500-ton capacity needs a nine-foot depth of water to float.

Nauti Words

Meaning: the most important person in a group or undertaking and is often used in a derogatory manner.
Origin: Senior officers in the English Navy were known as “bigwigs” because they wore huge wigs. Bigwig officers aboard ships were often disliked.

Carry on
Meaning: Continue onward or go on with a given task
Origin: In the days of sail, the officer of the deck kept a weather eye constantly on the slightest change in the wind so that the sails could be reefed or added as necessary to ensure the fastest headway. Whenever a good breeze came along, the order to “carry on” would be given. It meant to hoist every bit of canvas the yards* could carry.
* A yard is a spar on a mast from which sails are set. Typically describes the horizontal spars used on square rigged sails.

Meaning: present or deal with something in a vague, noncommittal, or inadequate way, especially so as to conceal the truth or mislead
Origin: Expression is believed to come from a Captain Fudge, also known as “Lying Fudge” who was a notorious liar in the 17th Century.

Drolleries and Yuks

Where does a fish keep his money?
     In the river bank

Ponder this

Why is it when you transport something by car its called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?

It’s lonely out here

It’s lonely out here

Aug 28, 2019 Wednesday Mile 368, Sandusky, IA  to  Bluff Harbor Marina, mile 404, Burlington, IA    33.2 nautical miles.

40°49’09.1″N 91°05’54.8″W
40.819181, -91.098557
Elevation: 519 ft               Locks: 0  Ascent: 0 feet
Remaining Statue Miles: 426

It’s lonely out here on the Mississippi River. We’re kinda missing the other Looper boats and other pleasure boats (aka rec vessels). There are barges and tows around here but only a few of them are moving around. Quiet.

Along the Way

The Machinosaurus. When our kids were young we had a children’s book called ‘The Machinosaurus’. This conveyor reminded me of a machinosaurs. (book spoiler alert – Betty’s Pies saved the day)

Burlington, IA. We’re going to need a mark twain twain lift to clear the railroad bridge.

Bluff Harbor Marina. We pulled into Bluff Harbor Marina about 1:00 PM for fuel stayed for the night. Bluff Harbor Marina didn’t have fuel at the dock but the did have a truck that came in and serviced fuel for boats.

The marina manager Jon and guys at the dock convinced us to stay the night. They didn’t have to work to hard. It’s been lonely out here on the Mississippi River. Our plan to make two locks today just went by the board.

The marina had a pair of rental electric bikes. We pedaled them all over town. Dale rode in Turbo speed and Mary in Eco speed. One of us got more exercise than the other. It would be Mary.

Snake Alley Circa 1894.
In the 1940s, writer Robert L. Ripley saw the street in person, and decided to add it to his Ripley’s Believe It, Or Not! column, calling it “The Crookedest Street in the World”. The turns on Snake Alley are sharper than San Francisco’s famous Lombard Street, giving it a total of 1100° of turning from end to end, where Lombard Street’s straighter curves total only 1000°. Snake Alley consists of five half-curves and two quarter-curves over a distance of 275 feet (83.8 m), rising 58.3 ft (17.8 m), a 21% grade, from Washington Street to Columbia. The alley originally provided a shortcut from Heritage Hill to the business district. Bricks were laid at an angle to allow horses better footing as they descended.
In 2017, Ripley’s Believe It or Not! recognized the street as “Unbelievably Crooked” and the #1 Odd Spot in their Odd Spots Across America Campaign.


The Mississippi River is the second longest river in the United States and flows 2,340 miles from beginning to end. (The Missouri River is the longest river.) From its source, Lake Itasca, to its end, the Gulf of Mexico, the Mississippi River drops 1,475 feet. It possesses such an overwhelming length that it takes 90 days for a single drop of water to travel all the way down it.

Nauti Words

Go by the board
Meaning: abandoned, rejected, or ignored
Origin: fall overboard. Generally usage is of a mast falling past the board (i.e. the side of the ship)

Drolleries and Yuks

What fish can perform operations?
     The sturgeon

Barging right in

Barging right in

Aug 27, 2019 Tuesday Goose Island – Mile 318, Marblehead, Illinois  to   Mile 368, Sandusky, IA   50 nautical miles.

40°27’18.6″N 91°23’03.2″W
40.455178, -91.384213
Elevation: 519 ft               Locks: 3  Ascent: 50 feet
Lock 21, Quincy, IL
Lock 20, Canton, MI
Lock 19, Keokuk, IA
Remaining Statue Miles: 462

We’re fishtailing and slithering all the way up Mississippi at the whim of its treacherous, gnarly, untamed current. We have a lot or respect for this river.

Along the Way

We are truly impressed with the Army Core of Engineers maintaining the waterways, locks and dams. It’s a relentless and often dangerous job.

Canton Lock and Dam 20 – the center pillars kinda look like the castle towers on the Army Corp of Engineers flag.

The only really quirky thing about yes dear… is the forward head pump. Dale replaced it today while we waited 2.5 hours for Lock 20 to open. Lock 20 was down for repair. As far as we are concerned if they need to shut a lock down mid-day for 5 hours, go for it. We will patiently wait.
The lock master was kind enough to let us barge to the front of the line and go first once the lock was reopened. Thank you Lock 20!

Lock 19 was also closed today for repair, 7AM to 7PM. When we arrived there where six tows queued waiting to go through. Each tows takes about 1.5 hours to go through. It looked like an 8 hour wait 🙁
Once again the lock master let us barge in at the front of line and go first when it reopened 🙂 Our wait was a little over an hour at this lock. Thank you Lock 1p!


The Mississippi River received its official title from the Anishinaabe, a group of indigenous peoples from Canada and the United States. The group, consisting of the Odawa, Ojibwe, Potawatomi, Oji-Cree, and Algonquin, named the river “Misi-ziibi,” meaning ‘Great River’ or ‘gathering of water.’

Keokuk (circa 1780–June 1848) was a chief of the Sauk or Sac tribe in central North America, and for decades was one of the most recognized Native American leaders and noted for his accommodation with the U.S. government. The town of Keokuk, IA is named after him.
LOL chief Keokuk had never visited the town of Keokuk before it was incorporated in 1834.

Kudzu vine can grow at the rate of one foot per day.


Terminology Change: Pleasure Crafts (PCs) are called Recreation Vessels (Rec Vessels) on the upper Mississippi River. I wondered why the lock master at the first Mississippi River lock laughed at us.

Nauti Words

Head / Go to the Head
Meaning: The lavatory aboard a ship is known as the “head.” / Go to the bathroom
Origin: The expression comes from the fact that on the sailing ships the toilet was located forward, close to the figurehead or the “head” of the vessel.

Meaning: a leader with no real power or function, much like the figurehead on the front of a ship
Origin: An ornamental figure placed on the front of a ship often under the bowsprit. Originally, the figure was often thought to be a religious and/or protective emblem.

Barge in
Meaning: suddenly and rudely interrupt or disturb (something or someone)
Origin: The word barge refers to the more common, flat-bottomed workboat which is hard to maneuver and difficult to control.  They would bump and bang into other boats thus the term . . . “barge in.”

Drolleries and Yuks

What do sailors use to blow their noses?

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

Aug 26, 2019 Monday Rip Rap Landing State Fish and Waterfowl Management Area – Mile 265, Belleview, Illinois  to Goose Island – Mile 318, Marblehead, Illinois  53 nautical miles.

39°49’49.2″N 91°24’22.5″W
39.830322, -91.406239
Elevation: 469 ft               Locks: 2  Ascent: 33 feet
Lock 24, Clarksville, MO
Lock 22, Saverton MO (no Lock 23)
Remaining Statue Miles: 361

Along the Way


We zig zagged off and on up the Missouri / Illinois shoreline following the main channel. There is nothing straight about this river. When we told people were heading up the Mississippi River the response was always the same. OMG you are going to have current!  Yes, we do have current. It’s no worse that upriver current on the Hudson, the Potomac, the St Lawrence and intercoastal currents. The engines are set at 1500 rpms, their sweet spot, and we travel between 5.5 and 6.4 knots. In open water this we would be traveling a little over 8 knots.

Lock 24 at Clarksville, MO – We had a 1.5 hour wait for a tow for a 3×5 tow clear first.

Hello MidWest! Louisianna MO mile 282
Lock 22 navigation track. We had our choice to tie off or float. We chose float. The lock master open all the valves, turbulent water gushed in. We were popped like a cork on a champagne bottle to the upper water level faster than any elevators I’ve been in. It took quite a bit of skill not to collide with the lock walls with all the swirling water.

Hannibal, MO – the childhood home of Mark Twain

No sunshine again today. At least it didn’t rain, alot.



Samuel Clemens first signed his writing with the name Mark Twain in February 1863, as a newspaper reporter in Nevada. “Mark Twain” (meaning “Mark number two”) was a Mississippi River term: the second mark on the line that measured depth signified two fathoms, or twelve feet—safe depth for the steamboat.

The average depth of the Mississippi River between Saint Paul and Saint Louis is between 9 and 12 feet (mark twain) deep.

Nauti Words

Off and On
Meaning: At some times or occasionally.
Origin: Old naval expression meaning close to the shore by sailing off and on or away from and towards the shore in a zig zag pattern. Zig Zag is also a Nauti Word.

No room to swing a cat
Meaning: indicates a crowded or packed surroundings
Origin: During the whipping punishment using the “cat o’ nine tails,” all hands were called on deck to witness. With a full crew, the deck could be so crowded that the cat o’ nine tails was difficult to use without hitting other crew members. In other words, there was “no room to swing a cat.”

As long as I’m the topic of cats, here’s a couple more ….

Letting the Cat out of the bag
Meaning: Someone has said something that was not to be said or revealed a secret
Origin: This term comes from the old naval punishment of being whipped with a “cat o’ nine tails.” The whip was kept in a leather bag and when the sailors “let the Cat out of the bag” they had usually done something that would result in punishment.

Combing the cat
Meaning: Looking for trouble
Origin: When flogging a seaman, “combing the cat” meant to run fingers through the cat-o’-nine-tails after each stroke to separate the strands in preparation for the next stroke.

Drolleries and Yuks

A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his seeing eye dog by the tail and starts swinging him around.
The bartender yells “Hey! What are you doing?????”
Blind man replies “Just looking around”.

MN We are coming your way! (north on Mississippi)

MN We are coming your way! (north on Mississippi)

Aug 25, 2019 Sunday Grafton Harbour, Mile 0, Grafton, IL  to  Rip Rap Landing State Fish and Waterfowl Management Area – Mile 265, Belleview, IL
48.5 nautical miles.

39°19’02.5″N 90°47’50.9″W
39.317349, -90.797464
Elevation: 436 ft               Locks: 1  Ascent: 23 feet
Lock 25, Winfield, MO
Remaining Statue Miles: 565

Along the Way

Good thing it wasn’t sunny this morning or Dale wouldn’t have gotten Mary to head north. The cliffs were calling.

Around the dredger then heading north

We entered the Mississippi River at statute mile 218. Twin Cities Marina, our intended port, is at statute mile 830

Quick stop for fuel on the Missouri side before we headed north.
The blonde in front is a dog. For real.
Wing dams on the Mississippi.
A wing dam or wing dike is a man made barrier that, unlike a conventional dam, only extends partway into a river. These structures force water into a fast-moving center channel which reduces the rate of sediment accumulation, while slowing water flow near the riverbanks.
The Mississippi River in North America has literally thousands of wing dams. Many of them are not visible above the waterline.

Rain Rain go away! Come again some other day! We’ve had a lot of these lately.

Lock 25. Our first north bound lock on the Mississippi River.

Southbound American Duchess and northbound tow. The American Duchess is about as wide as a boat can be and still make it through the locks.

The American Duchess luxury paddleboat.


Dead Soldier: An expression used for an empty bottle of wine, spirit or beer. Originally the expression was “dead Marine.” In the late 1700 Duke of Clarence ordered the steward to remove the “dead marines” to make room for new bottles. When asked why he call them “dead marines ” he replied with tact and characteristic grace, “I call them marines because they are good fellows who have done their duty and are ready to do it again.” 

The Duke of Clarence became William IV (William Henry; 21 August 1765 – 20 June 1837), King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and King of Hanover and ruled from 26 June 1830 until his death in 1837.

The Duke of Clarence title became extinct when The Duke of Clarence became king, merging the title with the Crown.

Drolleries and Yuks

What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison?
     A small medium at large.

Grafton, Key West of the MidWest

Grafton, Key West of the MidWest

Aug 24, 2019 Saturday Grafton Harbour, Mile 46 Grafton, IL  0 nautical miles.

38°58’05.3″N 90°26’18.4″W
38.968136, -90.438446
Elevation: 413 ft               Locks: 0  Descent: 0 feet

Along the Way

I could tell by the cut of the Hatteras’ jib as it settled on the dock that we were in for a heck of a night. Vinnie, the Pirate was in town with friends Keith and Dave. AND I forgot to take a picture of the boat!

Grafton is called the ‘Key West of the MidWest’ and we needed to discover why. The town was hopping as it’s a popular tourist destination for boats, cars, motorcycles and party buses.

First stop was the 3 Chute. Not sure why it was called the 3 Chute as it had four levels snaking up the hillside. It was filled with old boating, fishing, other chandlery items and a few mildly inappropriate mannequins.

The Bloody Bucket Saloon was pretty dismal when we entered it, just a couple of guys sitting a table.

I’m pretty certain it can be an extremely lively place. If you eat the worm in the bottom of the tequila bottle you get to right you write your name on the ceiling with are red star beside side it. What an excellent idea! Drunks on 10 foot ladders. You can see there is ceiling for expansion.
About 3 minutes into our adult beverages 33 women exited their bachelorette party bus and sashayed into the Bloody Bucket Saloon.
The couple of guys at the table sprung into action, strongly resembling sharks in a fishbowl. Shameless, shameless. LOL.
Next stop Abigal’s for the worlds best pretzel. They are flash fried the make the outside crispy. The chef let me watch him. I think I’m going to have a booth at the MN State Fair next year and sell these pretzels and beaver tails.

HA! What ever happens in Grafton stays in Grafton, the Key West of the MidWest.

Good Night

The Hatteras


Blood is thicker than water: A well known saying meaning that family relationships are more important than all other relationships. It was originally attributed to an U.S. Navy commodore Josiah Tattnail who used the expression when justifying his intervention in the British attack on the Peiho forts in June 1859 during the second China war.

Nauti Words

Cut of one’s jib

Meaning: general appearance or personality; style
Origin: The jib of a sailing ship is a triangular sail set between the fore-topmast head and the jib boom. In the 17th century the shape of the jib sail often identified a vessel’s nationality, and hence whether it was hostile or friendly.


Meaning: boat supply store
Origin: A maker and seller of candles was known as a chandler and the place where candles were made and sold was a chandlery. Boats at that time consumed large amounts of candles on a voyage. To replace those consumed, the captain would have to visit the local chandlery while in port. Chandlers would often stock other nautical goods, such as rope, leather and tar.

Tiding Over

Tiding Over

Aug 23, 2019 Friday Grafton Harbour, Mile 46 Grafton, IL  0 nautical miles.

38°58’05.3″N 90°26’18.4″W
38.968136, -90.438446
Elevation: 413 ft               Locks: 0  Descent: 0 feet

Along the Way

Grafton Marina is one busy marina. So is the Mississippi River. In this picture there is a ferry, a dredger, a river boat and a bunch of small boats.

There are 3 “must dos” in Grafton, shop at Harrisons Gift’s and Knotty By Nature and get a giant pretzel at Abigal’s. We hit the trifecta. The pretzel was soo good it was demolished before a picture could be taken.

Vinnie, the Pirate will be sailing in on the next tide. Since the marina didn’t cost an arm and a leg to stay at we booked another night.


Cost an arm and a leg

Meaning: extremely expensive
Origin: The story goes that this phrase originated from 18th-century paintings, as famous people like George Washington would have their portraits done without certain limbs showing. Having limbs showing is said to have cost more.

Drolleries and Yuks

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.

Illinois River Mile 0

Illinois River Mile 0

Aug 22, 2019 Thursday Buckhorn Island, Mile 46, Montezuma Township, IL to Grafton Harbour, Mile 0 Grafton, IL  46.0 nautical miles.

38°58’05.3″N 90°26’18.4″W
38.968136, -90.438446
Elevation: 413 ft               Locks: 0  Descent: 11 feet

Along the Way

Getting ready to pull anchor. This is the anchorage where Dale pulled a rib muscle last year. Two fingers on his left hand are still a bit numb.
Coming into Grafton. Our marina is on the left.
Down river is the Mississippi. The cliffs are calling…….
The section of the Illinois River we have been on for the past 3 days is hard running, no cutesy little towns, no marinas and no internet, just submerged logs/debris in the river. It’s nice to be at the rivers end – mile 0.

Mary got a dressing down from this little duck because she would feed it or give it any attention.

Nauti Words

Dressing down

Meaning: Scold or reprimand
Origin: When sails became old and sere and no longer windproof, they were dressed down: taken down and re-dressed with oil and wax, to make them hold the wind again. A sailor who was dressed down was thus treated in a way which would dramatically improve his effectiveness.

Drolleries and Yuks

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
     He won the “no-bell” prize.