yes dear …

Sep 5, 2019 Thursday Treasure Island Casino, mile 798, Sturgeon Lake, Welch, MN  to Twin Cities Marina, mile 830, Inver Grove Heights, MN to 29.9 nautical miles.

44°51’28.4″N 93°00’51.3″W
44.857882, -93.014236
Elevation: 687 ft               Locks: 1  Ascent: 13 feet
                                            Lock 2 – mile 815, Hastings, MN
Remaining Statue Miles: 0

Our story’s been told.
It’s written in gold!

Yes Dear passed safely into the Twin Cities Marina harbor with flying colors, bringing us wandering swashbucklers home. Our dream is realized.

We will be living on the boat until it goes on the hard for the winter.  Stop by and spin a yarn with us! Twin Cities Marina, mile 830, Inver Grove Heights, MN

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But of course it was another cloudy day today. The only thing is does is darken pictures, never spirits.

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One more dock and no more locks!

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Our new home

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Closing Comments: Pray for the Bahamas. We are truly blessed that we had the opportunity to visit them before they were hit by Hurricane Dorian.

Nauti Words

Swashbuckler
Meaning: a swaggering swordsman, soldier, explorer or adventurer; daredevil
Origin: The word originated in the 1500’s and was used to refer to below average swordsman.

Passed with flying colors
Meaning: overwhelming victory, triumph, or success
Origin: This expression comes from the custom of sailing ships that would fly their colors or put up their flags and pennants if they wanted to be identified when passing other ships at sea.

Spin a Yarn
Meaning: Tell a story, much of which may be out of fantasy
Origin: Sailors would tell stories while making spun-yarn, rope or doing other repetitious chores

Drolleries and Yuks

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you’ll rise and shine!

Link to Final Stats

http://yesdear.life/?page_id=44

Sep 4, 2019 Wednesday Lake Pepin – mile 772 Lake City MN to Treasure Island Casino, mile 798, Sturgeon Lake, Welch, MN    23.6 nautical miles.

44°38’18.8″N 92°38’30.7″W
44.638558, -92.641854
Elevation: 674 ft               Locks: 1  Ascent: 8 feet
                                             Lock 3 – mile 797, Welch/Red Wing, MN
Remaining Statue Miles: 32

We’re feeling a little blue today as our adventure is nearing its end and we haven’t achieved our goal our of figuring out what we want to do when we get back to Minnesota. We’re excited to be with family and friends again, but we are still clueless on what we will do next.

(-; We will be at Twin Cities Marina in Inver Grove Heights tomorrow evening, Thursday, Sep 5. We are out of provisions. Bring beer and food. 😉

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Prairie Island Nuclear Generating Plant. https://www.nrc.gov/info-finder/reactors/prai2.html

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Treasure Island Resort and Casino www.ticasino.com/‎

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Dressed to the nines (i.e. with shoes on, not our standard flip flops) we headed to the casino to win enough money to go around the Loop a second time. Hoping to channel Dale’s Mom’s spirit, we played all of her favorite machines.

Anita must have been off somewhere with Mil as she certainly wasn’t around to help us out. Casino’s have a way of knocking someone down a peg or two and taking the wind out of sails.

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Barn Bluff in Red Wing is considered sacred by the Dakota people because it is the site of many burial mounds.

Nauti Words

Feeling Blue
Meaning: being sad or depressed
Origin: ‘Feeling Blue’ comes from a custom that was practiced when a ship lost its captain during a voyage.  The ship would fly blue flags and have a blue band painted along her hull when she returned to port.

Hasn’t got a clue (clew)
Meaning: The word clue was originally a variant spelling of clew. If someone “hasn’t got a clue” then they do not understand or are not knowledgeable.
Origin: Clew refers to the corner of the sail where a brass ring is sewn into the fabric of the sail in order to properly hold the sail in place. If a clew should rip, the sail would loose shape and the vessel will not sail in a controlled manner. Until it is refastened, it “hasn’t got a clew,” or needs to “get clewed up” again.

Dressed to the nines
Meaning: “To the nine” is an English idiom meaning “to perfection” or “to the highest degree” or “buoyantly and high class”.
Origin: To celebrate victories, a returning ship would approach her home waters or port “dressed” in bunting and flags. As many of the crew as possible would line up on the nine primary yards (i.e. spar on a mast, cross-piece from which the sail hangs) as a salute to their monarch.

Take someone down a peg or two
Origin: deflate someone’s ego or lower someone’s status
Meaning: This expression comes from the fact that the flags of old sailing vessels were raised or lowered using pegs. To lower a flag meant to surrender.

Drolleries and Yuks

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the physco path.

Sep 3, 2019 Tuesday West Newton MN  to Lake City Marina, Lake Pepin – mile 772 Lake City MN 23.0 nautical miles.

44°27’01.7″N 92°15’48.2″W
44.450461, -92.263389
Elevation: 666 ft               Locks: 1  Ascent: 7 feet
                                             Lock 4 – mile 753, Alma, WI
Remaining Statue Miles: 58

A couple of shakes and we were off. We pulled anchorage this morning for the last time on our voyage. 🙁

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Wabasha is the best of the small towns along the river. The train is further in, not right along the bank.

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The eagles weren’t in town today. Didn’t see a single one all morning.

Slippery’s. The Gold Looper buddy boats pulled in just before we did.

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Heading into Pepin.

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On a walk about town scavenging for food.

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Lake Pepin averages 20–32 feet deep and has a maximum depth of 60 feet.

Water skis were invented in 1922 by Ralph Samuelson, who steam-bent 2 eight-foot-long pine boards into skies. He took his first ride behind a motorboat in Lake City. But of course you as a Minnesotan already knew that.

Nauti Words

Couple of shakes
Meaning: in a short time period.
Origin: Shakes refers to the shaking (luffing) of the head sails if the vessel points up too close to the wind. Sailors would measure short periods of time before watch changes with a “couple of shakes.”

Drolleries and Yuks

What side of a fish has the most scales?
     The outside

Sep 2, 2019 Monday Mile 674, Reno, MN to West Newton Chute – mile 747, West Newton MN  66.3 nautical miles.

44°15’58.2″N 91°54’03.0″W
44.266154, -91.900828
Elevation: 659 ft     Locks: 5  Ascent: 39 feet
                                   Lock 8 – mile 679, Genoa, WI
                                   Lock 7 – mile 703, La Crescent, MN and Onalaska, WI
                                   Lock 6 – mile 714, Trempealeau, WI
                                   Lock 5A – mile 728, Fountain City, WI and Goodview, MN
                                   Lock 5 – mile 738, Minnesota City, MN
Remaining Statue Miles: 83

Today was Dale’s first full day in Minnesota since Aug 5, 2018. Barely sneaking in a couple hundred feet last night to anchor doesn’t count. He was bummed there was no ‘Welcome to Minnesota’ sign along the river go greet him.

Along the Way

It wasn’t a bad wait because as there was stuff going on to keep us entertained. For starters there was convocation of eagles whistling to each other. One of the young eagles seemed particularly needy. If I was its mother I might have popped a gobstopper in its mouth.

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Eventually the tow we were waiting on exited the lock. We still had to wait (and wait and wait). I suspect the lock staff was either taking time out to celebrate Labor Day with coffee and donuts or maybe having trouble with the lock doors.

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Coming into La Crescent, WI

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Lock 7 – mile 703, La Crescent, MN and Onalaska, WI

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Above the lock

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Lock 6 – mile 714, Trempealeau, WI – This area is the prettiest on the Mississippi River. Perrot State Park is on the right, just north of the lock.

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Lock 5A – mile 728, Fountain City, WI and Goodview, MN

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All these little town look really quaint and inviting. Looks like a great place to buy a retirement home. Bzzzzzzt! No! The day you moved in you would put your house for sale. Trains run along the river through the little towns on both the Wisconsin side and the Minnesota side EVERY 15 minutes to a half hour. 7×24. NO KIDDING. They are loud enough to be slightly annoying even when anchoring out.

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Lock 5 – mile 738, Minnesota City, MN  kids

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Some of these pictures are probably in the wrong chronological order or mis-labled. I really don’t care enough to figure it out and fix. Deal with it. 🙂

Floccinaucinihilipilification

The name, Winona, comes from a Dakota word – We-no-nah – meaning “first-born daughter.”

Winona’s iconic Sugar Loaf rock formation was created when the mining of the bluff for limestone ceased in the 1880s.

The Minnesota Maritime Museum has artwork from Picasso, Kandinsky, Renoir and Van Goph. We’ll stop another day.

The motorcycle Flood Run from St. Croix Beach ends in Winona. https://www.flood-run.com/

Nauti Words

Gob-stoppers
Meaning: large, round, hard candy, also know as a jawbreaker
Origin: The expression originates in the nautical practice of placing a grapeshot in the mouth (gob) of an over-talkative ship’s mate or youngster.

Drolleries and Yuks

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs.

Sep 1, 2019 Sunday Port of Debuque – Mile 579, Debuque, IA   to Mile 674, Reno, MN   85.2 nautical miles.

43°30’34.6″N 91°13’03.7″W
43.509620, -91.217696
Elevation: 620 ft         Locks: 3  Ascent: 26 feet
                                       Lock 11 – mile 583, Dubuque, IA
                                       Lock 10 – mile 615, Guttenberg, IA
                                       Lock 9 – mile 648, Lynxville, WI and Harpers Ferry, IA
Remaining Statue Miles: 251

Along the Way

Illinois Central Railroad Bridge, Debuque – Checking clearance above the bimini.

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Two miles north of 2 miles north the Port of Debuque we were north of the Illinois state line.  On Wisconsin! We did a hole lot of living on the rivers in Illinois and along the Illinois state line; running the gauntlet with the barges, partying with pirates, damming up and damming down. Hugging Illinois since Aug 13, twenty days, one day shy of three weeks.

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Labor Day is the end of Endless Summer. There were so many boats on the river it sometimes felt like we were in a washing machining machine, making me wonder how the little boats felt. This was the worst little boat traffic we’ve been in the entire trip. Worse than Florida. Most-likely it has to do with Labor Day Weekend. Surprisingly, there was also a lot of barge traffic today. The heaviest barge traffic since we headed north on the Mississippi River. If there wasn’t an equal amount of up river traffic I’d have thought the dam had broke.

The little boats and wave runners are crazy! They only have one speed. Full speed. I’ve never seen such fast pontoons as there are on this river. What happened to the put-putters? Then there are ‘The Tubers’, water skiers and wake boarders. They too are running full into the mix with the other boats and slaloming around the bouys. If someone falls or falls off ……

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Neighbors

Dale’s first time in Minnesota in over a year!

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Floccinaucinihilipilification

The Driftless area is an area (as in Wisconsin and parts of Minnesota, Illinois, and Iowa) that is free from glacial drift. It was surrounded by glaciers during the Pleistocene, last glacial period and yet remained untouched by passing glaciers. The area has deep cut river valleys, such as the Kickapoo, and rugged rock bluffs near La Crosse indicating lack of glacial drift

The ‘Driftless area’ includes the incised Paleozoic Plateau of southeastern Minnesota and northeastern Iowa. The region includes elevations ranging from 603 to 1,719 feet at Blue Mound State Park and covers an area of 24,000 square miles.

Disambiguation

Nautical
The term ‘Nautical’ originates from the Greek word ‘nauti’ meaning sailor.

Skipper
The word skipper is synonymous with boat Captain and originates from the Dutch word ‘schipper’ that means the master of a trading vessel.

Yacht
A yacht is a vessels used mainly for pleasure. The word ‘yacht’ comes from the Dutch word ‘jacht’ that means to hurry.  It has been Anglicized to yacht. The word yacht only applied to light fast vessels in its early usage

Nauti Words

Run the gauntlet
Meaning: go through an unpleasant experience
Origin: The term comes from a naval punishment where the punished crew member was forced to proceed between two lines of men who would beat and whip him. The word gauntlet was earlier spelled “gantlope” which originates from the Swedish “gata” meaning road, and “lopp” meaning course.

Aug 31, 2019 Saturday Rock River – Mile 479, Rock Island, IL to Port of Debuque – Mile 579, Debuque, IA   33.8 nautical miles.

42°29’43.2″N 90°39’37.0″W
42.495335, -90.660289
Elevation: 594 ft               Locks: 1  Ascent: 13 feet
                                             Lock 12 – mile 557, Bellevue, IA
Remaining Statue Miles: 251

Along the Way

Today was a much prettier run on the Mississippi River than all of the other days. Yesterday, somewhere between Camanche, IA and Lock 13 we entered the Driftless Area. It just keeps getting prettier and prettier.

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The National Mississippi River Museum and Aquarium, associated with the Smithsonian Institute, is in Debuque. Mary went to that while Dale searched for engine oil at a local auto parts supply store. Great museum and Mississippi River aquarium. https://www.rivermuseum.com/

The rope on one our our good ball fenders broke as we were coming into the Port of Debuque Harbor. We didn’t notice it until we tided off at the fuel pump. They are about $100. Ugh.
It was a long shot, we looked for it when we left the harbor. And found it! The fender had blow up along the shore right outside the flood gate. We went back into the harbor and tied off. Dale walked over to collect it.

What the heck …. as long as we were here we spent the night in the marina. We are about 1.5 miles south of the Wisconsin – Illinois state border.

Floccinaucinihilipilification

The Mississippi River either borders or passes through 10 states : Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Illinois, Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Louisiana. It is one of the world’s major river systems in size, biological activity, and habitat diversity. It houses 360 species of fish, 326 species of birds, 145 species of amphibians and 50 species of mammals within its banks. (You need to go see the National Mississippi River Museum and Aquarium!)

Nauti Words

Long shot
Meaning: a venture or guess that has only the slightest chance of succeeding or being accurate
Origin: In old warships, the muzzle-loading cannon were charged with black powder of uncertain potency that would propel the iron shot an equally uncertain distance with doubtful accuracy. A 24-pounder long gun, for instance, was considered to have a maximum effective range of 1200 yards, even though, under the right conditions, a ball might travel some 3000 yards. Similarly, a short, stubby 32-pounder carronade’s lethality faded fast beyond 400 yards. Thus, the odds were against a hit when one fired a long shot.

Drolleries and Yuks

Why is a fish easy to weigh?
     Because it has its own scales

Aug 30, 2019 Friday Rock River – Mile 479, Rock Island, IL to Mississippi Mile 545, Sabula, Iowa 57 nautical miles.

42°08’42.0″N 90°12’33.5″W
42.145006, -90.209302
Elevation: 581 ft Locks: 3  Ascent: 31 feet
                                             Lock 15, Rock Island, IL and Davenport, IA
                                             Lock 14, LeClaire, IA
                                             Lock 13, above Fulton, IL and Clinton, IA

Remaining Statue Miles: 285

Zebulon Pike camped at the mouth of the Rock River (our anchorage) in 1805 before heading west to discover Pike’s Peak.

Along the Way

Davenport IA. The childhood home of Red Gallagher http://redgallagher.com/

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It has been a couple of days since the partner-ship has had showers. We were off to look for the marina showers the minute yes dear’s lines were secured. The women’s shower was well into preparing for Halloween. There were so many cobwebs and spiders. I quit counting after 12 spiders. The worst part was encouraging a huge spider to leave the chain bolt lock so I could use it.
The marina is on the derelict side. The only part the seem OK is where the water taxi stops.

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How do you know what where it is coming out?

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River life

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Camanche, IA ~ mile 515. Dang, I missed a photo opp here! Quarterback, Terry Bradshaw grew up briefly in Camanche.

Low bridge coming into Clinton, IA

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Lock 13

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Quote from the Loop

Waiting for a hurricane to hit is a lot like a bug being stalked by a turtle.

Floccinaucinihilipilification

The Quad Cities was the site of the western-most battle of the Revolutionary War, fought in 1780.

The Quad Cities is a misnomer. There are actually five cities: Davenport and Bettendorf, Iowa and Rock Island, Moline, and East Moline, Illinois.

Nauti Words

Bamboozle
Meaning: intentionally deceive someone
Origin: From the 17th century, it described the Spanish custom of hoisting false flags to deceive (bamboozle) enemies.

Drolleries and Yuks

Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat?
     He was worried about cap sizing

Aug 29, 2019 Thursday Bluff Harbor Marina, mile 404, Burlington, IA  to Rock River – Mile 479, Rock Island, IL    75 nautical miles.

41°28’51.0″N 90°36’39.9″W
41.480835, -90.611074
Elevation: 550 ft               Locks: 3  Ascent: 31 feet
                                             Lock 18, Gladstone,  IL / Burlington, IA
                                             Lock 17, New Boston, IL
                                             Lock 16, Muscatine, IA
Remaining Statue Miles: 351

Along the Way

Life on the edge. Sounded like 20 miles south of here on the Mississippi River was not the place to be. The Coast Guard broadcast warnings for about 6 hours that the Fort Madison Lift Bridge – mile 384 was closed to navigation due to high winds and severe weather.

I’m not taking any more pictures today unless they are SUNNY.

We had been advised the guys at Lock 17 had a bit of an attitude. They did. They must have thought they were bigwigs or something. Power play. They let us into the lock and raised right away. Things looked good. It changed once we were at the upper water level.  We had to hang on the lock wall watching two lock attendants chat for about 30 minutes before we could carry on upstream. Finally one of them sloooooowwwly walked over and pushed the button to open the lock gates. OK, I fudged the wait time… It was really 25 minutes.
We still thanked them politely when we left.

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Floccinaucinihilipilification

Commodity Movement Comparison

Method	Weight Capacity	How many are needed to carry 1500 tons	How many are needed to carry the 22,500 tons	Lengths of the methods for moving 22,500 tons
Barge	1500 tons	1	1 standard tow (3×5 15 barges)	¼ mile (3 foot ball fields or more)
Railcar	112 tons	15	200 railcars	2¼ miles long
Tractor trailer	26 tons	60	870 tractor trailers	7¼ miles long

A towboat may be 150 feet long, four stories high, and 6000 horsepower. (12 times the horsepower of yes dear)

A standard barge is 200 feet long, 35 feet wide, and when loaded to its 1500-ton capacity needs a nine-foot depth of water to float.

Nauti Words

Bigwigs
Meaning: the most important person in a group or undertaking and is often used in a derogatory manner.
Origin: Senior officers in the English Navy were known as “bigwigs” because they wore huge wigs. Bigwig officers aboard ships were often disliked.

Carry on
Meaning: Continue onward or go on with a given task
Origin: In the days of sail, the officer of the deck kept a weather eye constantly on the slightest change in the wind so that the sails could be reefed or added as necessary to ensure the fastest headway. Whenever a good breeze came along, the order to “carry on” would be given. It meant to hoist every bit of canvas the yards* could carry.
* A yard is a spar on a mast from which sails are set. Typically describes the horizontal spars used on square rigged sails.

Fudge
Meaning: present or deal with something in a vague, noncommittal, or inadequate way, especially so as to conceal the truth or mislead
Origin: Expression is believed to come from a Captain Fudge, also known as “Lying Fudge” who was a notorious liar in the 17th Century.

Drolleries and Yuks

Where does a fish keep his money?
     In the river bank

Ponder this

Why is it when you transport something by car its called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?

Aug 28, 2019 Wednesday Mile 368, Sandusky, IA  to  Bluff Harbor Marina, mile 404, Burlington, IA    33.2 nautical miles.

40°49’09.1″N 91°05’54.8″W
40.819181, -91.098557
Elevation: 519 ft               Locks: 0  Ascent: 0 feet
Remaining Statue Miles: 426

It’s lonely out here on the Mississippi River. We’re kinda missing the other Looper boats and other pleasure boats (aka rec vessels). There are barges and tows around here but only a few of them are moving around. Quiet.

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The Machinosaurus. When our kids were young we had a children’s book called ‘The Machinosaurus’. This conveyor reminded me of a machinosaurs. (book spoiler alert – Betty’s Pies saved the day)

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Burlington, IA. We’re going to need a mark twain twain lift to clear the railroad bridge.

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The marina manager Jon and guys at the dock convinced us to stay the night. They didn’t have to work to hard. It’s been lonely out here on the Mississippi River. Our plan to make two locks today just went by the board.

The marina had a pair of rental electric bikes. We pedaled them all over town. Dale rode in Turbo speed and Mary in Eco speed. One of us got more exercise than the other. It would be Mary.

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Floccinaucinihilipilification

The Mississippi River is the second longest river in the United States and flows 2,340 miles from beginning to end. (The Missouri River is the longest river.) From its source, Lake Itasca, to its end, the Gulf of Mexico, the Mississippi River drops 1,475 feet. It possesses such an overwhelming length that it takes 90 days for a single drop of water to travel all the way down it.

Nauti Words

Go by the board
Meaning: abandoned, rejected, or ignored
Origin: fall overboard. Generally usage is of a mast falling past the board (i.e. the side of the ship)

Drolleries and Yuks

What fish can perform operations?
     The sturgeon

Aug 27, 2019 Tuesday Goose Island – Mile 318, Marblehead, Illinois  to   Mile 368, Sandusky, IA   50 nautical miles.

40°27’18.6″N 91°23’03.2″W
40.455178, -91.384213
Elevation: 519 ft               Locks: 3  Ascent: 50 feet
Lock 21, Quincy, IL
Lock 20, Canton, MI
Lock 19, Keokuk, IA
Remaining Statue Miles: 462

We’re fishtailing and slithering all the way up Mississippi at the whim of its treacherous, gnarly, untamed current. We have a lot or respect for this river.

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We are truly impressed with the Army Core of Engineers maintaining the waterways, locks and dams. It’s a relentless and often dangerous job.

The only really quirky thing about yes dear… is the forward head pump. Dale replaced it today while we waited 2.5 hours for Lock 20 to open. Lock 20 was down for repair. As far as we are concerned if they need to shut a lock down mid-day for 5 hours, go for it. We will patiently wait.
The lock master was kind enough to let us barge to the front of the line and go first once the lock was reopened. Thank you Lock 20!

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Floccinaucinihilipilification

The Mississippi River received its official title from the Anishinaabe, a group of indigenous peoples from Canada and the United States. The group, consisting of the Odawa, Ojibwe, Potawatomi, Oji-Cree, and Algonquin, named the river “Misi-ziibi,” meaning ‘Great River’ or ‘gathering of water.’

Keokuk (circa 1780–June 1848) was a chief of the Sauk or Sac tribe in central North America, and for decades was one of the most recognized Native American leaders and noted for his accommodation with the U.S. government. The town of Keokuk, IA is named after him.
LOL chief Keokuk had never visited the town of Keokuk before it was incorporated in 1834.

Kudzu vine can grow at the rate of one foot per day.

Disambiguation

Terminology Change: Pleasure Crafts (PCs) are called Recreation Vessels (Rec Vessels) on the upper Mississippi River. I wondered why the lock master at the first Mississippi River lock laughed at us.

Nauti Words

Head / Go to the Head
Meaning: The lavatory aboard a ship is known as the “head.” / Go to the bathroom
Origin: The expression comes from the fact that on the sailing ships the toilet was located forward, close to the figurehead or the “head” of the vessel.

Figurehead
Meaning: a leader with no real power or function, much like the figurehead on the front of a ship
Origin: An ornamental figure placed on the front of a ship often under the bowsprit. Originally, the figure was often thought to be a religious and/or protective emblem.

Barge in
Meaning: suddenly and rudely interrupt or disturb (something or someone)
Origin: The word barge refers to the more common, flat-bottomed workboat which is hard to maneuver and difficult to control.  They would bump and bang into other boats thus the term . . . “barge in.”

Drolleries and Yuks

What do sailors use to blow their noses?
     Anchor-chiefs.

Aug 26, 2019 Monday Rip Rap Landing State Fish and Waterfowl Management Area – Mile 265, Belleview, Illinois  to Goose Island – Mile 318, Marblehead, Illinois  53 nautical miles.

39°49’49.2″N 91°24’22.5″W
39.830322, -91.406239
Elevation: 469 ft               Locks: 2  Ascent: 33 feet
Lock 24, Clarksville, MO
Lock 22, Saverton MO (no Lock 23)
Remaining Statue Miles: 361

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Hope.

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We zig zagged off and on up the Missouri / Illinois shoreline following the main channel. There is nothing straight about this river. When we told people were heading up the Mississippi River the response was always the same. OMG you are going to have current!  Yes, we do have current. It’s no worse that upriver current on the Hudson, the Potomac, the St Lawrence and intercoastal currents. The engines are set at 1500 rpms, their sweet spot, and we travel between 5.5 and 6.4 knots. In open water this we would be traveling a little over 8 knots.

Lock 24 at Clarksville, MO – We had a 1.5 hour wait for a tow for a 3×5 tow clear first.

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Neighbors

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Floccinaucinihilipilification

Samuel Clemens first signed his writing with the name Mark Twain in February 1863, as a newspaper reporter in Nevada. “Mark Twain” (meaning “Mark number two”) was a Mississippi River term: the second mark on the line that measured depth signified two fathoms, or twelve feet—safe depth for the steamboat.

The average depth of the Mississippi River between Saint Paul and Saint Louis is between 9 and 12 feet (mark twain) deep.

Nauti Words

Off and On
Meaning: At some times or occasionally.
Origin: Old naval expression meaning close to the shore by sailing off and on or away from and towards the shore in a zig zag pattern. Zig Zag is also a Nauti Word.

No room to swing a cat
Meaning: indicates a crowded or packed surroundings
Origin: During the whipping punishment using the “cat o’ nine tails,” all hands were called on deck to witness. With a full crew, the deck could be so crowded that the cat o’ nine tails was difficult to use without hitting other crew members. In other words, there was “no room to swing a cat.”

As long as I’m the topic of cats, here’s a couple more ….

Letting the Cat out of the bag
Meaning: Someone has said something that was not to be said or revealed a secret
Origin: This term comes from the old naval punishment of being whipped with a “cat o’ nine tails.” The whip was kept in a leather bag and when the sailors “let the Cat out of the bag” they had usually done something that would result in punishment.

Combing the cat
Meaning: Looking for trouble
Origin: When flogging a seaman, “combing the cat” meant to run fingers through the cat-o’-nine-tails after each stroke to separate the strands in preparation for the next stroke.

Drolleries and Yuks

A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his seeing eye dog by the tail and starts swinging him around.
The bartender yells “Hey! What are you doing?????”
Blind man replies “Just looking around”.

Aug 25, 2019 Sunday Grafton Harbour, Mile 0, Grafton, IL  to  Rip Rap Landing State Fish and Waterfowl Management Area – Mile 265, Belleview, IL
48.5 nautical miles.

39°19’02.5″N 90°47’50.9″W
39.317349, -90.797464
Elevation: 436 ft               Locks: 1  Ascent: 23 feet
Lock 25, Winfield, MO
Remaining Statue Miles: 565

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Around the dredger then heading north

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We entered the Mississippi River at statute mile 218. Twin Cities Marina, our intended port, is at statute mile 830

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Rain Rain go away! Come again some other day! We’ve had a lot of these lately.

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Lock 25. Our first north bound lock on the Mississippi River.

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The American Duchess luxury paddleboat. https://www.forbes.com/sites/gretchenkelly/2019/04/30/riverboat-redux-on-the-american-duchess/#669926c35940

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Floccinaucinihilipilification

Dead Soldier: An expression used for an empty bottle of wine, spirit or beer. Originally the expression was “dead Marine.” In the late 1700 Duke of Clarence ordered the steward to remove the “dead marines” to make room for new bottles. When asked why he call them “dead marines ” he replied with tact and characteristic grace, “I call them marines because they are good fellows who have done their duty and are ready to do it again.” 

The Duke of Clarence became William IV (William Henry; 21 August 1765 – 20 June 1837), King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and King of Hanover and ruled from 26 June 1830 until his death in 1837.

The Duke of Clarence title became extinct when The Duke of Clarence became king, merging the title with the Crown.

Drolleries and Yuks

What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison?
     A small medium at large.

Aug 24, 2019 Saturday Grafton Harbour, Mile 46 Grafton, IL  0 nautical miles.

38°58’05.3″N 90°26’18.4″W
38.968136, -90.438446
Elevation: 413 ft               Locks: 0  Descent: 0 feet

Along the Way

I could tell by the cut of the Hatteras’ jib as it settled on the dock that we were in for a heck of a night. Vinnie, the Pirate was in town with friends Keith and Dave. AND I forgot to take a picture of the boat!

First stop was the 3 Chute. Not sure why it was called the 3 Chute as it had four levels snaking up the hillside. It was filled with old boating, fishing, other chandlery items and a few mildly inappropriate mannequins.

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The Bloody Bucket Saloon was pretty dismal when we entered it, just a couple of guys sitting a table.

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HA! What ever happens in Grafton stays in Grafton, the Key West of the MidWest.

Good Night

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Floccinaucinihilipilification

Blood is thicker than water: A well known saying meaning that family relationships are more important than all other relationships. It was originally attributed to an U.S. Navy commodore Josiah Tattnail who used the expression when justifying his intervention in the British attack on the Peiho forts in June 1859 during the second China war.

Nauti Words

Cut of one’s jib

Meaning: general appearance or personality; style
Origin: The jib of a sailing ship is a triangular sail set between the fore-topmast head and the jib boom. In the 17th century the shape of the jib sail often identified a vessel’s nationality, and hence whether it was hostile or friendly.

Chandlery

Meaning: boat supply store
Origin: A maker and seller of candles was known as a chandler and the place where candles were made and sold was a chandlery. Boats at that time consumed large amounts of candles on a voyage. To replace those consumed, the captain would have to visit the local chandlery while in port. Chandlers would often stock other nautical goods, such as rope, leather and tar.

Aug 23, 2019 Friday Grafton Harbour, Mile 46 Grafton, IL  0 nautical miles.

38°58’05.3″N 90°26’18.4″W
38.968136, -90.438446
Elevation: 413 ft               Locks: 0  Descent: 0 feet

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There are 3 “must dos” in Grafton, shop at Harrisons Gift’s and Knotty By Nature and get a giant pretzel at Abigal’s. We hit the trifecta. The pretzel was soo good it was demolished before a picture could be taken.

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Vinnie, the Pirate will be sailing in on the next tide. Since the marina didn’t cost an arm and a leg to stay at we booked another night.

Disambiguation

Cost an arm and a leg

Meaning: extremely expensive
Origin: The story goes that this phrase originated from 18th-century paintings, as famous people like George Washington would have their portraits done without certain limbs showing. Having limbs showing is said to have cost more.

Drolleries and Yuks

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.

Aug 22, 2019 Thursday Buckhorn Island, Mile 46, Montezuma Township, IL to Grafton Harbour, Mile 0 Grafton, IL  46.0 nautical miles.

38°58’05.3″N 90°26’18.4″W
38.968136, -90.438446
Elevation: 413 ft               Locks: 0  Descent: 11 feet

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Nauti Words

Dressing down

Meaning: Scold or reprimand
Origin: When sails became old and sere and no longer windproof, they were dressed down: taken down and re-dressed with oil and wax, to make them hold the wind again. A sailor who was dressed down was thus treated in a way which would dramatically improve his effectiveness.

Drolleries and Yuks

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
     He won the “no-bell” prize.

Aug 21, 2019 Wednesday Quiver Island mile 123, Havana Township, IL  to Buckhorn Island, Mile 46, Montezuma Township, IL 69.0 nautical miles.

39°30’04.9″N 90°35’21.0″W
39.501359, -90.589168
Elevation: 424 ft               Locks: 1  Descent: 5 feet

Along the Way

We went to bed at Looper midnight 9:00 PM and woke up at 11:45 PM, 1:45 AM, 2:24 AM, 3:35 AM, 4:45 AM 5:45 AM. After a miserable night’s sleep (hot and muggy) we arose at 6:15 AM for the fleet’s planned departure at 6:30 AM. Deep six that idea.

8:30 AM we were underway again we were careening down the river like a banana boat, picking up .3 to .8 kts of current.

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Young eagles down out of the trees with parents teaching them to fly and fish.

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This section of the river would give Wabasha MN a run for their money. SEA GLASS said they counted 97 eagles today.

There were also several families of young turkey vultures – not picture worthy.

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Neighbors

Nauti Words

Deep Six

Meaning: getting rid of something
Origin: A fathom, the unit of measurement for the depth of the sea, is 6 feet. Sailors used the term to refer to throwing something overboard (“deep sixing”).

On a banana boat

Meaning: Mary’s preferred meaning is a go fast boat. (There are a lot of derogatory meanings out there too 🙁
Origin: Banana boat was a term, a descriptive nickname, given to fast ships also called banana carriers engaged in the banana trade designed to transport easily spoiled bananas rapidly from tropical growing areas to northern markets that often carried passengers as well as fruit. ~Prior to the early 20th century when refrigerated boats came into existence.

Drolleries and Yuks

How does a rabbi make his coffee?
     Hebrews it.

Aug 20, 2019 Tuesday Peoria Municipal Dock, Peoria, IL    to Quiver Island mile 123, Havana Township, IL  43.0 nautical miles.

40°18’48.2″N 90°03’56.6″W
40.313388, -90.065731
Elevation: 429 ft               Locks: 1  Descent: 10 feet

Seize the day. A storm (actually 2), a lift bridge, a lock, a barge, a mid-run fuel filter change, a swimming raccoon, a flying carp, an overnight anchorage, a beer on the back deck, a biting fly.

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We successfully avoided Davy Jones locker for another day!

Leveraging the quantity of 4 (MISS ADVENTURE, SEA GLASS, HOOT OWL and YES DEAR). Once the storm was over we headed to Peoria Lock. When we got there the lock master initially said it would be 4-5 hours and even then he couldn’t guarantee he could get us through. Two of us dropped anchor above the Peoria dam adjacent to the lock and two of us dropped anchor a bit further back among the anchored barges to wait it out. Fifteen minutes later we were invited into the lock after the upstream barge pulled out. I’m guessing the lock master wasn’t happy where we anchored, even if we were out of the channel. We were just more clutter for the barges to be concerned about.

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We anchored in the channel to an abandoned coal shipping facility. Real dark, real calm and real quiet (except for the dang cicadas, toads and frogs).

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Nauti Words

Keep an eye out (on the weather)

Meaning: watch out for trouble
Origin: This expression comes from the importance of a sailing crew staying alert and looking for potential trouble such as approaching bad weather.ot

Weather the storm/Ride the storm out

Meaning: reach the end of a very difficult situation without too much harm or damage
Origin: references to vessels and their ability handle strong winds and storm.

Davy Jones Locker

Meaning: evil spirit of the sea
Origin: Seamen’s slang for the bottom of the sea. This expression is believed to be from the story that Davy Jones was the owner of a sixteenth-century London pub where unwary sailors were drugged and put in lockers and then awoke aboard ship to find they had been ‘recruited’ into working on a ship.

Disambiguation

carpe diem – seize the day

Drolleries and Yuks

Why can’t dinosaurs talk?
     Because they’re dead.

Aug 19, 2019 Monday South Shore Boat Club, Peru, IL to Peoria Municipal Dock, Peoria, IL    52.9 nautical miles.

40°41’18.8″N 89°35’13.7″W
40.688555, -89.587137
Elevation: 439 ft               Locks: 0  Descent: 10 feet

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This section of the river is about 5-6 feet below normal pool levels.

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Heavy barge staging for Starved Rock Lock continued south for about ~20 miles. There were significantly more waterway markers than on the charts. I suspect it has to do with the water being lower than normal, the channel is narrower. A narrower channel definition also enables more barge storage along the sides.

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Spirit of Peoria on a 3 day overnight run to Starved Rock. Spirit of Peoria is the only paddlewheel in the USA that still offers overnight excursions

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Less fortunate vessels.

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There’s nothing happening in this area of Peoria later afternoon/early evening. It’s really quiet except for all the screaming cicadas.

Rather than going back and scrapping the bottom of the barrel on the boat for supper we wandered on for about 5 blocks.

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Floccinaucinihilipilification

We all know the origin story of penicillin—it was found on a moldy orange. Well, guess where that orange was purchased from? That’s right, a grocery store in Peoria. Talk about humble beginnings!

Nauti Words

Scraping the bottom of the barrel

Meaning: to use the worst people or things because that is all that is available
Origin: When food supplies ran low, only what was on the very bottom of the barrel remained. The ship’s cook literally scraped the bottom of the food barrel. The meal resulted in a little desired serving.

Drolleries and Yuks

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
     Because then it’d be a foot.

Aug 18, 2019 Sunday Mariners Marina, Seneca, IL  to South Shore Boat Club, Peru, IL   26.7 nautical miles.

41°19’13.0″N 89°08’01.6″W
41.320275, -89.133784
Elevation: 449 ft               Locks: 2  Descent: 36 feet

There might be one or two people feeling groggy or under the weather this morning from the ‘Rock the Dock’ party. What a great party it was! Dale and Mary behaved knowing they were heading downstream today.

Dale called the lock at 3:00 AM to see if we could lock through at 5:00 AM. They said our best chance of getting through was between 5:00 PM – 6:00 PM as they are pushing the huge back log of barges through as quickly as they can.
Back to bed.

Along the Way

Pushing barges through the under-repair Marseilles and Starved Rock Locks. The most efficient way to run high volumes of tow traffic through these locks is to first run tows in one direction for ~6 hours then run then run the tow traffic in the other direct for the next ~6 hours. With this approach it prevents obstructive build up in front to the lock doors allowing the traffic to move more efficiently, in a planed manner. The lock can also turn the water around quicker for the next passage.

Pleasure boats have the lowest priority. Lock masters have been letting pleasure boats through the locks twice a day, at most and sometimes only once. Occasionally, they might slip a pleasure boat through with a three-barge tow only if it is not a chemical tow. One of our Looper friends waited 10 hours at the lock before they were locked through. Shake of the dice.

3:00 PM Dale called the lockmaster again and we headed out. Kerry C blessed us as we left ‘May the Lock Gods be with you!’

And they were. We locked through Marseilles around 5:00 PM as projected and Starved Rock around 7:30 PM. All I can say is timing is that everything!

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Leaving Starved Rock Lock around 8:00 PM. Dancing in the dark… it just kept getting darker.

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Dale piloted and Mary ran shotgun with the 1000-lumens spotlight. You know how you hate bugs at night when they splat against your windshield? It’s worse on a boat because there is no windshield. Bug splat in the nose, ears and eyes.

Whew. We finally made it to the South Shore Boat Club about 9:15 PM. Asian carp were jumping all around the boat in the moonlight as we backed into the slip. Members from the club came down to help us dock. We went up to the bar to settle our $30 marina fees (and stayed for a beer and great conversation). The South Shore Boat Club was a great little stop.

Nauti Words

Feeling Groggy

Meaning:   feeling drunk, tipsy, weak or dazed
Origin: In 1740, British Admiral Vernon (whose nickname was “Old Grogram” for the cloak of grogram which he wore) ordered that the sailors’ daily ration of rum be diluted with water. The drink was common aboard ships due to the fact that the drinking water aboard ships often got pretty slimy and disgusting. Thus, a little rum was mixed in to kill the putrid flavour (and hopefully the alcohol would kill some of the bacteria). The men called the mixture “grog”. A sailor who drank too much grog was “groggy”.

Under the weather

Meaning: Feel unwell
Origin:  Keeping watch onboard sailing ships was a boring and tedious job, but the worst watch station was on the “weather” (windward) side of the bow. The sailor who was assigned to this station was subject to the constant pitching and rolling of the ship. By the end of his watch, he would be soaked from the waves crashing over the bow. A sailor who was assigned to this unpleasant duty was said to be “under the weather.”

Sometimes, these men fell ill and died as a result of the assignment, which is why today “under the weather” is used to refer to someone suffering from an illness. A related theory claims that ill sailors were sent below deck (or “under the weather”) if they were feeling sick.

Drolleries and Yuks

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
     “Oops!”

Aug 16, 2019 Saturday Mariners Marina, Seneca, IL    0 nautical miles.

41°18’01.9″N 88°37’07.5″W
41.300516, -88.618754
Elevation: 485 feet              Locks: 0  Descent: 0 feet

Along the Way

Vince went the whole nine yards on the ‘Rock the Dock’ party starting with a foam pool party, DJ/Karaoke, pig roast to the Righteous Hillbillies live band rocking down night.

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Nauti Words

A whale of a good time

Meaning: enjoying themselves very much
Origin: The blue whale being the biggest creature on earth, a “whale of” anything is “a large amount of” it. As well as “whale of a time” people used to say “a whale of a lot” and “a whale of a job”. It’s US slang from around late 1800’s

Whole nine yards

Meaning:  everything or all encompassing.
Origin: The expression comes from the old square-rigged sailing vessels that had three masts with three yards of sails on each.  The whole nine yards meant all sails were up.

Drolleries and Yuks

How do you throw a space party?
     You planet.